Powerful Car Admirer T-Shirts

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

Car traffic.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Passion for the cars

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

"Our smart, driverless car must know I've gained a few pounds. It keeps driving me to the gym."

Any safety features?

The classic car has fins and the modern race car has a wing. Just like nature - Fish came before birds.

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."