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'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

The times they are a changin'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Car traffic.

Puss n' scoot.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."