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'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Driverless cars rage.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The times they are a changin'

Puss n' scoot.