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Driverless cars rage.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

Car traffic.

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

The Maypole's state couch

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Passion for the cars

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