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"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

On holiday.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Remarkably Richmond

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Champagne Charlie.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'