Luxury Auto Admirer Gifts

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

Driverless cars rage.

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

Car traffic.

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

As you know, Al, this is the third time I've seen you this week, but I think the next week we can cut back to the usual schedule. Does this mean I'm getting better, Doctor? No, it means I've finally paid off my Mercedes.

The Maypole's state couch

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

Passion for the cars