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'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

'Oh, no! Of all times for my check engine light to come on.'

Luxury Cars.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Driverless cars rage.

Scout car

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Claus 2.0

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Mad cleaning robot.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."