Automotive Admirer Gifts

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

COWS: Spare cow

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

Internal Combustion.