Automotive Admirer Gifts

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

Auto Sales. I'm looking for something a little more loose-fitting.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

COWS: Spare cow

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."