Automobile Admirers Gifts

What? I thought it would help us blend in.

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Penguin Remote

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'