Automobile Admirers Pillows

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Penguin Remote

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"