Luxury Vehicle Admirer Gifts

Pier Pressure

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Car traffic.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

Internal Combustion.

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

Puss n' scoot.

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

As you know, Al, this is the third time I've seen you this week, but I think the next week we can cut back to the usual schedule. Does this mean I'm getting better, Doctor? No, it means I've finally paid off my Mercedes.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."