Small Car Admirer T-Shirts

'Would you consider a swap?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Driverless cars rage.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

The times they are a changin'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Internal Combustion.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Puss n' scoot.