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'Would you consider a swap?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Internal Combustion.

The times they are a changin'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Puss n' scoot.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."