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"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"For my money...any care looks good."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

race car drivers.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"