Tiny Car Lover T-Shirts

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Play Rush Hour

Useless car accessories.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Internal Combustion.

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

Man driving very small car

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

America needs smaller cars.

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'

Red car

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

'Would you consider a swap?'

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'