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'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Play Rush Hour

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"Never mind my lawyer - I want to call my agent. this will make a great mini-series."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Formula One kids road rage

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

Man driving very small car

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

America needs smaller cars.

Red car

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

Size Matters.

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

New Smart Car.