Mini Car Enthusiast Gifts

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Petrol vs electric car

Play Rush Hour

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"Never mind my lawyer - I want to call my agent. this will make a great mini-series."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Formula One kids road rage

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

Man driving very small car

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

Size Matters.

Red car

America needs smaller cars.

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."