Tiny Car Lover Gifts

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Internal Combustion.

Play Rush Hour

Useless car accessories.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

Man driving very small car

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

Red car

America needs smaller cars.

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

'Would you consider a swap?'