Tiny Car Owner Gifts

Useless car accessories.

Child driving a toy car

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

Man driving very small car

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

America needs smaller cars.

"Next time your engine knocks, answer it."

Red car

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

"At first, I thought it was gunfire."

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

New Smart Car.

"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"

"It's not as cramped as you might think. Especially, when he lowers the partition."