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Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

Formula One kids road rage

Man In Tunnel Caught Between Two Oncoming Vehicles

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

Man driving very small car

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'