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Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).