Small Vehicle Lover Gifts

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"Mine's camper."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

James May

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

After years of shuttling teenagers around, Gina started hallucinating that she was morphing into a Chrysler minivan.

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).