Compact Car Lover Gifts

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

New Smart Car.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Motorist's Swear Box

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"I found him at a garage sale."