Compact Car Lover Gifts

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

New Smart Car.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Motorist's Swear Box

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

“They look like last year’s models.”