Compact Car Enthusiast Gifts

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'