Mini Vehicle Enthusiast Mugs

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Petrol vs electric car

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

After years of shuttling teenagers around, Gina started hallucinating that she was morphing into a Chrysler minivan.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Formula One kids road rage

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

Man In Tunnel Caught Between Two Oncoming Vehicles

Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

Man driving very small car