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'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Petrol vs electric car

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"She's family."

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

"Never mind my lawyer - I want to call my agent. this will make a great mini-series."

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."