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'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"Never mind my lawyer - I want to call my agent. this will make a great mini-series."

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Bull race.