Tiny Car Collector T-Shirts

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Do you buy cars here?"

King Kongs first christmas

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

James May

Top model

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Driverless tow truck.