Tiny Car Collector Mugs

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Top model

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"You order the microbrew?"

"Do you have anything smaller?"