Tiny Vehicle Collector Mugs

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Need a lift?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'They sure have small litters.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Ecstatic caravan

James May

Acme Flyswatters.

Raw Piano Bar

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Driverless tow truck.

"You order the microbrew?"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).