Tiny Vehicle Collector T-Shirts

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

King Kongs first christmas

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'They sure have small litters.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Ecstatic caravan

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Raw Piano Bar

Acme Flyswatters.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Driverless tow truck.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"You order the microbrew?"

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"Got any new monster trucks?"

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.