Miniature Vehicle Collector T-Shirts

Jeremy Clarkson.

Director/Action Man toy.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

James May

Raw Piano Bar

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Acme Flyswatters.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"You order the microbrew?"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Driverless tow truck.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'