Miniature Vehicle Collector T-Shirts

Director/Action Man toy.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Acme Flyswatters.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Raw Piano Bar

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Driverless tow truck.