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"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Sushi Train Set.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Raw Piano Bar

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"