Military Miniature Collector T-Shirts

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

French Army knife

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Jeremy Clarkson.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Raw Piano Bar

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Walsh Miniatures

"You order the microbrew?"

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Table Tennis ball-boys