Miniature Firearm Collector T-Shirts

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Bribes for Jabs

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Raw Piano Bar

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"You order the microbrew?"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mean Sheriff.

Panzer Hut.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

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