Military Miniature Collector Gifts

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

French Army knife

A small man under a giant microscope.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Raw Piano Bar

Walsh Miniatures

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"You order the microbrew?"

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.