Vintage Military Collector Gifts

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Paratrooper

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Oooops!

French Army knife

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

The Generals medals

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"We never talk anymore."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy