Vintage Military Memorabilia Collector Gifts

French Army knife

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Monuments

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Oooops!

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Ducks following a tank.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Replica Football Merchandise

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

Relax...they are ours.

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

Private Willis

Admiral Compass

Obama-Rambo