Collecting Military Memorabilia Gifts

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"No, they're not regulation, but as soldiers we feel these helmets are a lot more useful."

Armed Men

Particular to a Hair.

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

Drill Baby Drill.

Ducks following a tank.

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

There's a rumor we may be promoted to corporal.

Shouting bombs

Too Fat to Serve...

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Mercenary

No-one said it was for military use.

"He wanted everyone to know he died with his boots on."

"They're running short of cannon balls!"

Major Screw-Up

Relax...they are ours.

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'It's an urban warfare camouflage uniform.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

Oooops!

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

'He joined to forget,'

Impertinent Curiosity

The Camp, Pt. 2

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."