Military Memorabilia Enthusiast Gifts

The Generals medals

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

Soldier's medals continued on back.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I was in the catering corps.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

French Army knife

Verbal Orders

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Obama ready for another war

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Oooops!

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Count Von Moltke.

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

Ad Valorem

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Attila the Nun.

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Horatio Nelson

Don't ask don't tell

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Eight Years Into the Fight

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.