Military Relic Enthusiast Gifts

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Shell Fire

Foxhole - digging robot

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

French Army knife

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Verbal Orders

Oooops!

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Ad Valorem

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Count Von Moltke.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Horatio Nelson

Eight Years Into the Fight

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Don't ask don't tell

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'