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"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Shell Fire

Foxhole - digging robot

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Oooops!

French Army knife

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Verbal Orders

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Count Von Moltke.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Ad Valorem

Horatio Nelson

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Ducks following a tank.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow