Military Nostalgia Enthusiast T-Shirts

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Shell Fire

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Foxhole - digging robot

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Verbal Orders

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'