Military Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

Shell Fire

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Foxhole - digging robot

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Michael Caine

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Vladimir Putin.