Military Memorabilia Lover Gifts

"Oh, that one? Why I'll be – it's a Skittle!"

Admiral Compass

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Shell Fire

Foxhole - digging robot

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Oooops!

French Army knife

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Verbal Orders

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Ad Valorem

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Count Von Moltke.

Horatio Nelson

Ducks following a tank.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Eight Years Into the Fight

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Don't ask don't tell

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow