Collector Of Military Memorabilia Gifts

Recruiting for the War- Recruitment 'tents' Outside City Hall, NY

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Oooops!

French Army knife

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Ducks following a tank.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

The Police - 1829

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

Relax...they are ours.

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

Admiral Compass

"Folsom's seasick, sir."