Collector Of Military Memorabilia T-Shirts

Recruiting for the War- Recruitment 'tents' Outside City Hall, NY

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

French Army knife

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Oooops!

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

The Police - 1829

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Relax...they are ours.

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Private Willis