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'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Column.... Left!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Street boy offering to carry a soldier's sword

Swagger Yeomanry Officer

Medals guide - For Valour/Long Service/Good Attendance/Clean Shoes etc

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Area 51 rug.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"Gosh, that is a very large piece of schrapnel, grandad."

Obama-Rambo

A military general watches TV on a bomb.

Private Willis

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

Monuments

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

French Army knife

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Oooops!

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Ducks following a tank.