Military Memorabilia Fan Gifts

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

French Army knife

Obama ready for another war

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

The Generals medals

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Attila the Nun.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Memo Mania

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Brooklyn.

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."