Military Memorabilia Fan Pillows

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

French Army knife

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Obama ready for another war

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Generals medals

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Attila the Nun.

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Custer's Last Selfie

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

Brooklyn.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.