Military History Enthusiast Gifts

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow

Veterans Survived

'So, where's Bin Laden's long form death certificate?!'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"I'm pretty sure it's a German Brown."

Custer Last Stand

"They send you to all the places refugees are escaping from."

Armed Forces cutbacks.

I-Crack

'Well minister you said you were going to help the French in Mali. Here it is Field Marshal I found six in a trunk in basement....'

"I wouldn't award you any medals for that performance, Commander!"

'In my day he'd have got a medal!'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

Don't ask don't tell

"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."

Military Parades

Verbal Orders

Flowers of the French army - picked at Paris

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

Off duty soldier describes his regiment to a lady

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 3

Count Von Moltke.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning."

We Don't Know Much

Not Straight to the Moon

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'