Collecting Miniatures Gifts

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"That's where we are right now."

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

A computer mouse's offspring.

Walsh Miniatures

Infinity Miniature Man.

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

Miniature Village - 'It used to be full size but the post office went...then the pub...then the shop...'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

Fish cold war

"So how much have you saved for your car?"

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

Bryant and May match heads

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

Smoking ban at mini-bar.

Miniature Village Minor Public School

"I'm only going to worry if they start getting smaller again."

No caption. (Mouse drives a convertible car away from mouse hole as automatic garage door closes.)

No caption (A diver looks at shipwrecks in bottles)

"You order the microbrew?"

"Your dislike of public drinking fountains is the least of our problems here."

"I'm Edward Sadlon III, your trial-size lawyer."

Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens

A matador faces off a tiny bull

Director/Action Man toy.

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.