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'I may be the mini-bartender, but I still expect to get a full-sized tip.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Then what happened?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Sushi Train Set.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"